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quelque chose se dit...
HUMOUR

Religions of the world: Summary
Le monde s'ébranle
Quelques prophétie millénaristes trouvées au détours du WWWeb, et traduites par nous.

Taoism: Shit happens.
(Le monde s'ébranle)

Confucianism: Confucius says "Shit happens".
(Confucius a dit:"monde s'ébranler")

Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
(Si le monde s'ébranle, ce n'est rien, le monde n'est rien)

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
(Comment sonne le monde qui s'ébranle)

Hinduism: The shit has happened before.
(Le monde s'est déjà ébranlé)

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
(Si le monde s'ébranle, c'est la volonté d'Allah)

Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
(Si j'y travaille suffisamment, le monde ne s'ébranlera pas)

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
(Si le monde s'ébranle, j'en suis coupable)

Presbyterianism: It is pre-ordained that shit will happen.
(L'ébranlement du monde était la marque de son élection pré-destinée)

Fundamentalism: Praise the Lord!! Shit happens!!
(Gloire à toi Seigneur!! Le monde s'ébranle!!)

Judaïsm: Why does shit always happen to us!
(Pourquoi foutre c'est toujours autour de nous que le monde s'ébranle!)

New Age: If shit happens, channel it. Visualize shit happening.
(Ne t'oppose pas à l'ébranlement du monde, canalise le. Visualise cet ébranlement du monde.)

Rastafarianism: Let's roll this shit up and smoke it!
(Roule les débris, et fume-les)

Metaphysics: Shit is part of the essence of all of us.
(L'ébranlement est un principe ontologique de notre essentialité individualisante.)

Jehovah’s Witnesses: "Knock, knock. Shit happens."
("Toc! Toc! Le monde s'ébranle.")

Mormonism: If shit happens, make sure you have a two-year food supply.
(Si le monde s'ébranle, prévoyez deux ans de réserve de nourriture)

Rajneesh: For a thousand bucks, shit can happen to you too.
(Pour mille balle, le monde s'ébranlera aussi pour toi).

Agnosticism: We really don't know for sure if shit happens.
(Franchement, on a aucune certitude sur l'ébranlement du monde.)

Atheism: Who gives a shit!
(Tout le monde s'en branle.)

An onymous.
(Le Paysan Plat.)



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