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esem, ma vie.
Helpdesk

Chain mail curse.

Every now and then you will receive chain mail asking you to forward the mail to a certain number of people either to help a dying child or for your own good fortune.
DO NOT DO IT: it will annoy every one, and spread VIRUSES.
INSTEAD: send back to the sender (and only to the sender...) this letter. If you send it to more then one at a time, use the "Bcc..." field to avoid disclosing other people's addresses.

J'ai bien peur que ce soit surtout la propagation de virus qui est encouragée par les chaînes de mail.
Je propose que toute personne qui reçoit une lettre en chaîne brise la chaîne grâce a la malédiction de Dogbert, dite "Malédiction de Dogbert". Ça casse un peu l'ambiance, mais ça défoule.

Chain Mail Curse.

I recently received your chain letter.
Over 1,000 people have sent me chain letters, and every one of them has died within six months, probably from the "Chain Letter Sender's Curse."

You will probably die soon if you experience any of the following symptoms:
1) Tiredness at bedtime,
2) Hunger just before lunch,
3) Inability to remember your license plate number, or
4) Stupidity.

The effect of the curse will increase with the number of people you have send your chain letter to. From 1 to 5 you have 2 years to live, from 10 to 50 you have 6 months, from 100 to 500 it's time to take a loan and make a cruise, over 500 your next-of-kin is reading this letter.

Malédication des chaines de courriel.

J'ai récemment reçu votre lettre en chaîne.
Plus de 1000 personnes m'ont envoyé de telles lettres, et ils sont tous mort dans les 6 mois, probablement du fait de la "Malédiction de l'EXPEDITEUR de lettres en chaîne".
Vous êtes probablement sur le point de mourir si vous expérimentez l'un de ces symptômes:
1) fatigue avant d'aller se coucher,
2) faim avant les repas,
3) incapacité à se rappeler son numéro de plaque d'immatriculation, ou
4) stupidité.

L'effet de cette malédiction est exponentiel et fonction du nombre de destinataires. De 1 à 5 destinataires, il vous reste 2 ans à vivre; de 10 à 50 il vous reste 6 mois; de 100 à 500 il est temps de vendre la maison et de faire le tour du monde; plus de 500 et c'est votre notaire qui lit cette lettre.

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