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quelque chose se dit...
HUMOUR

An Difríocht idir Madra agus Cat!
La difference entre chiens et chats.
The difference between a Dog and a Cat

An madra:
Tugann tú bia dom.
Tu me nourri.
You give me food.
Ligeann tú dom codladh istigh mar a bhfuil sé tirim.
Tu me laisse dormir a l'interieur par temps de pluie.
You let me sleep inside where it's dry.
Slíocann tú mo cheann Ó am go ham.
Tu me caresse de temps en temps.
You stroke my head from time to time.
Caithfidh gur dia thú!
TU dois etre un dieu!
You must be a god.

An cat:
Tugann tú bia dom.
Tu me nourri.
You give me food.
Ligeann tú isteach is amach mé
Tu me laisse aller et venir tout le temps.
You let me in and out.
Codlaím i d'ucht, nó ar an leaba, nó os comhair an tine, mar is mian liom.
Je dors sur tes genous, devant le feu ou sur ton lit, à ma guise.
I sleep on your lap, or on the bed, or in front of the fire, as I wish.
Caithfidh gur dia mé!
JE dois etre un dieu!
I must be a god.

Submitted by Dennis King and posted on Gaeilge-B 10/4/00.



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